Disclaimer: If you’re Matt’s mom, or are easily offended, don’t read any further. You’ve been warned. Seriously.
Background: Matt and Andrew are discussing the merits (or lack, thereof) of the book Pride & Prejudice and Zombies, during which they get off on a rather interesting tangent.
Matt: So you’re saying that if you saw Jane Austen at a party, you’d stick it in her butt?
Andrew: No. I’m saying that I respect Jane Austen.
Matt: So, you’re saying that if you saw Jane Austen at a party, you’d stick it in her butt….but you’d call her the next day?
Andrew: Yes. That’s exactly what I’m saying.
Almost two months later… still hilarious!
i just read this – and yeah…still funny!