Hey, Kansas City Power and Light! How are you doing? Gooooood.
Um, see, well…I have this problem that I think I need to discuss with you: While I was trying to play Grand Theft Auto tonight after I jacked the controller from Matt, something crazy started to happen and the electricity kept surging, causing all of our appliances and lights to blink. FOUR TIMES. It wasn’t just our apartment, either, because I saw all of the lights in my neighborhood go off two times.
Now, I know that things get crazy and shit happens and whatnot, but does it have to interrupt my video games? For serious? Or are you just trying to tell me to stop procrastinating and finally buy a battery back up?
